A dildo hoverboard let’s you- hold your breath- orgasm your way to work!
Let’s imagine there is a perfect world where random women hurtling down the main streets, orgasming their way to work and pleasure, is a reality! And now, let’s look at the Dildo Hoverboard and find that dream a wee bit closer to reality!
Get a hoverboard, hop onto it, with the dildo part sticking lovingly in your underwearless lady parts and throbbing rhythmically, and get going! Especially suited for unsquirming, sexually liberated, time-saving, horribly busy millennials, the hoverboard is the perfect vehicle to start your day!
